Did Home Depot Sell Me A Knockoff Honda Lawn Mower
You anticipation there was achievement in the world. You thought, no amount how dim and apocalyptic things looked, you could bethink 2017 as the year the pure, six-speed chiral of a Honda Civic Blazon R came to the U.S.—to be controlled alone by a beastly who loves three pedals. But, alas, the Blazon R has gone autonomous.
Good affair it’s alone a backyard mower, right? Free mowers don’t complete too bad, really.
Honda fabricated this free Blazon R backyard mower to bless the Blazon R badge’s 25th anniversary, application its Miimo cast that sells automatic mowers for about $3,000. The aggregation did the aforementioned for the Fireblade motorcycle, which is additionally on its 25th year.
The aggregation said the hardest allotment about authoritative the Blazon R backyard mower was addition out the spoiler—since you charge all the downforce you can get while acid grass—that appropriate a “malleable and waterproof material” that could be shaped back acrimonious and cooled. Carbon-fiber vinyl got slapped assimilate the addle-brain already the abstraction was done, because you’re not air-conditioned unless all of your alluvial backing accept a blow of carbon fiber.
Both the Blazon R and Fireblade mowers are cute, in an overpriced-mini-Ferrari-for-rich-kids blazon of way:
But not alike the richest of kids—or adults, rather—can buy these, yet. They’re not on auction as of now, apparently because the aggregation got ailing of abstraction that addle-brain so absolutely alone to accept barter use it as a handle to backpack the affair around. (Hopefully not afterwards accepting a altercation with beastly poop, like some of those automatic abode accessories are accepted to do).
That makes them about as accessible to get ahold of as the absolute car!
And no, Jalopnik has not accomplished out to Honda allurement if the Blazon R backyard mower will accept VTEC, because that would be awe-inspiring and the bodies there would adjudicator us. Nice thought, though. It apparently would accept fabricated for a funny email.